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textArray[0]="We are the world's largest<br/>home improvement retailer.";
textArray[1]="We are the fourth largest retailer<br/>in the U.S.";
textArray[2]="We are the fifth largest retailer<br/>in the world.";
textArray[3]="In 2010, The Home Depot was ranked<br/>No. 29 on the Fortune 500 U.S. list.";
textArray[4]="More than 1 million children built their<br/>first toolbox at a Kids Workshops.";
textArray[5]="The Home Depot has the largest<br/>garden club in the world.";
textArray[6]="Since its formation in 2002, The Home Depot Foundation has granted more than $270 million to nonprofit organizations improving homes and lives in local communities.";
textArray[7]="Since 2008, The Home Depot's Framing Hope Program has donated $100 million worth of product to over 1,400 local charitable partners to renovate and rebuild homes.";
textArray[8]="In 2010, The Home Depot announced<br/>a goal of cutting energy use in our stores by another 5% by 2015, resulting in a reduction of 20% since 2004.";

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